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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:48
No way
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Diet Sodas May Actually Be Raising Your Diabetes Risk, New Study Says - EatingWell
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
How do I cut off friends that don't contribute to my life?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dinosaurs Had More Than Just Teeth—They Had Cancer, and It’s Changing Everything - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
At least 8 dead in shooting near Israeli and US-supported aid sites in Gaza - NPR
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
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US Steel Sale to Nippon Steel Poised To Close After Trump Deal - Bloomberg.com
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do so many people like life?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Human-sized Labubu doll sells for more than $150,000 - BBC
So they tried
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to